*with props to BNL
It’s been one week with my new ID;
the kind that says “OK, you can now sue me”
One week since I got the key
to a sleep room that I will probably never see
Four days since my last day off
How long is it that you’ve had that cough?
Yesterday since you had no pee?
And your primary said you had to come to see me.
My first patient was a hoodwink
the kind that made me stop, think
is he real or is this just a scam?
He’s allergic to all meds
Really gives me the dreads
Want to just say no
He wants narcotics, “Yes, please, thank you Ma’am.”
Run to do triage when the door chimes
It’s all about times
Because people want value
Now watch them start to throw fits
You try to match wits
So that JACHO doesn’t bust you
Need to take a break, I start to shake
and I feel a slight headache
I need to eat, but the board is getting busy.
Gotta see the injured toe
make me some dough
my med school debt it will still grow
though it’s been so long now
I think my head is getting dizzy
How can I help you if you won’t tell me what is going on?
I know you’re two but your parent is just too far gone.
Tell me you’d have the pain now for a whole year
Today it hasn’t changed, so?
Well, now I’m here.
I have to see the kid pulling on their ear,
And take a history on “found down drunk”
It’s been one week with my new ID
My new white coat is already grubby
One week, now where’s that knee?
Another pelvic? no way, seriously…
Three nights till my next day off
Drop your drawers, now turn your head and cough
Yesterday having pain in your belly?
And your primary said you had to come to see me.
And your primary said you had to come to see me.
We’re open 24 hours, so you come and see me.
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